Your Newest Niner...



The officials allowed Missouri to beat SDSU. Look it up.

 ...is Aldon Smith. Let's hope they've finally picked up the pass-rushing threat that they've been lacking the past several years.

So they picked up a guy from Missouri, but it wasn't Blaine Gabbert. Interesting.

Jake Locker was drafted by Tennessee with the next pick. Jon "Sluggo Route" Gruden is gushing about him. Man, I hope he doesn't go all Aaron Rodgers on the Niners...

And for anybody who thinks the NFL is just fine, thank you very much, I hope you heard the commissioner get heartily booed by the crowd when he stood at the podium for the first time tonight.