Saturday, July 20, 2013

Adios

On the eve of 2013 training camp, I've decided this is my last post, which probably won't be much of a surprise, considering I've had less than a half-dozen since the aftermath of the Super Bowl...

I started this blog during the darkest days of the Niners' post-Super Bowl XXIX era to voice my dissatisfaction with the organization, from top to bottom. I was (and still am) a fan who gave money (not anymore) to an increasingly dysfunctional NFL team that had become irrelevant within league circles. When Lil' Jed opened up the family purse strings to hire Jim Harbaugh, my only reaction was "they'll screw this up, too."

I was wrong.

It's pointless to keep a blog running that was originally intended to rip an organization that has now reclaimed its role as one of the premier franchises in the league. I always remained a fan, but the difference is that now I believe the Niners are going to win every time they take the field, just like I did in the 80s and 90s. And I will expect it this year, even with the loss of Michael Crabtree and Colin Kaepernick's regretful choices in offseason headwear.

I leave you with this image of the aforementioned Mr. Kaepernick, who provided one of the most amazing non-Montana or Young postseason performances by a Niner quarterback when he shredded the Packers in the divisional round at Candlestick this past January. He (along with Harbaugh) represents the future (and possibilities) of this team more than anyone else. 

So, in Colin I trust, and Go Niners!

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Well, That Ain't Good

Looks like Michael Crabtree will have plenty of time to eat all of the Subway sandwiches he wants over the next six months (story via ESPN).

In related news, the officials at 4949 Centennial Blvd. are locking the doors in anticipation of uninvited visits from the agents for Randy Moss and Terrell Owens.

And to think, I didn't even have enough time to post an item about the new stadium hosting Super Bowl L...

Monday, March 11, 2013

Hey Pete - What's My Deal? THIS is My Deal!

There is no way I'm putting up a Boldin
photo from the Super Bowl on this blog
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Wow. Just hours after the Seahawks gave up a first-round pick for Percy Harvin, the Niners come out of hiding and acquire Anquan "Niner Killer" Boldin - for only a sixth-round pick.

I know the Ravens were getting desperate to unload Boldin - it was obvious they weren't going to be able to pay him his $6 million dollar salary after inking Joe Flacco to his megacontract. But to only get a sixth-round pick in return? Sounds like a Harbaugh family discount. And it also sounds like the Niners are heading into one of those "Lombardi Trophy or bust" offseasons that we haven't seen since 1994. Look for some short-term contracts for some big-name veteran defensive players before the week is over.

So, while it was really cute of the Seahawks to make a bunch of headlines earlier this morning, the Niners end up holding serve with a much-needed upgrade on the wide receiver depth chart - and all they give up is one of their two sixth round selections. With a healthy Mario Manningham and Kyle Williams returning to join Michael Crabtree and Boldin, the 49ers' wideouts are starting to look like a potential area of strength in 2013.

Game on, Seattle.

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Monday, February 4, 2013

Final Super Bowl Thoughts

That was a brutal loss to watch last night. Quite simply, the Niners' offense couldn't get on track while the defense (and special teams) failed to keep them in the game. By the time the 49ers began to put together some consistent scoring drives, they had already dug themselves into a 22-point hole. And yet, they nearly pulled it off.

On the other side of the field, Baltimore could do no wrong, as evidenced by the many times Flacco was rushed out of the pocket under tremendous pressure, only to somehow find a receiver open downfield.

When the final gun sounded (can anybody explain why the decision was made for Ginn to attempt a return instead of a fair catch to set up a final Hail Mary pass?), I was done. There was no way I was going to watch the sickening Ray Lewis retirement ball-licking that the media (and the league itself) seemed to be salivating over during the past two weeks.

A common sentiment throughout the week was that there was something special about this Ravens team and destiny was on their side. This was going to be their day, while Colin Kaepernick and the 49ers will enjoy several trips (and victories) to the big game in the years ahead. But I don't buy that. There is no sentiment in the Super Bowl. And assuming you will be back year after year is foolish. Ask Dan Marino, who never returned after his first appearance. Or Brett Favre and Tom Brady, who unsuccessfully chased additional Super Bowl victories after initial successes in the early portion of their careers.

You need to take advantage of your opportunity, because you may never get another chance. And the 49ers didn't do that yesterday. They made things exciting with a valiant comeback attempt, but they came up short. And now it's wait til next year. Again.

Random observations:

- Obviously, Jim Harbaugh wasn't paying attention during the pre-game meeting with the officials when it was determined that the Ravens could repeatedly throw punches after the whistle.

- Jim must've missed that part about offensive pass interference being disallowed as a special "one game only" experiment yesterday, too.

- Yeah, that was PI (or at least holding) on the final pass to Crabtree. And during a season filled with ticky-tack personal foul penalties (see: Goldson, Dashon), I can't believe the officials missed this on the prior play. Or Anthony Dixon getting manhandled (also known as "holding") during the Ravens' clock-killing safety.

- In case you haven't figured it out yet, I thought the officiating was a disaster and embarrassment. If I were a conspiracy theorist, it wouldn't be difficult to see that the "Ray Lewis goes out a winner" storyline was predetermined by the league.

- One more thing about Lewis: he's a me-first, phony-assed thug who plea-bargained his way out of jail, stemming from an incident where two people were murdered and now he hides behind a facade of piety. Shame on the media and the league for gleefully accepting this charade.

- On the two goal line plays where the Niners absolutely had to get the ball in the end zone (the two-point conversion attempt and the final fourth-down), they faced a Ravens blitz they had no answer for. Those two failures were the difference in the final quarter of the game.

- Last season's top strengths, defense and special teams, experienced noticeable declines during the 2012 season, which was clearly evidenced during the first 30:15 of the game.

- Pack your bags, Culliver. Thanks for the bad karma, you ignorant jackass.

- You too, Moss.

- Next year's Super Bowl is already shaping up to be a joke as it will be played in the league's own back yard in New York, where Roger Goodell and his league cronies will try to dictate the storyline in shitty weather. Well done, NFL.

- Then again, nothing can be as bad or embarrassing as the power outage and subsequent game delay the "Super" Dome experienced yesterday. You lose, New Orleans. If that town gets to host another Super Bowl before San Diego, Los Angeles or San Francisco all get multiple turns, we can just assume that the league is as crooked as the International Olympic Committee.

- Last year, when the fuses blew at Candlestick during the Monday night contest against the Steelers, San Francisco was hammered by the league and media, to the point where the city had to make guarantees that a similar event wouldn't happen when hosting the playoffs. I'd expect nothing more than ten times the scrutiny for New Orleans after falling on their faces during the biggest televised event of the year. All of the Bourbon Street hoopla, hurricanes, po' boys and zydeco music won't be enough to make league officials turn a blind eye to that debacle.

- Already dreading the special-interest segment with Harry Connick Jr. and Drew Brees as they revisit the tragic consequences of yesterday's power outage and how it made New Orleans stronger. Connick's already written the first two verses of "The Night The Lights Went Out In New Orleans" and he's got the Neville Brothers on speed dial.

- Pitchers and catchers report in eight days. GO GIANTS!!!




Monday, January 21, 2013

One More to Go

Ok - a quick show of hands - who thought yesterday's game was over when the Falcons went up 17-0 at the beginning of the second quarter before the Niners had made a single first down?

//Stupid guy typing at the keyboard raises his hand, stops typing for a moment//

I don't know how they do it. I really don't. Somehow, this team shrugs off adversity and defies the odds. Throw a pick-six on the first drive? No problem - we'll march right down and tie the game. Face a 17-point deficit - on the road, no less - in the conference championship? No biggie, we'll just stick with the game plan and grab the lead for good in the fourth quarter. Put the fate of an entire season into the hands of a second-year quarterback who looked absolutely lost two months earlier during the preseason? Sounds good, we'll break some records and see you at the Super Bowl in New Orleans.

We'll see you at the Super Bowl.

The 49ers. In the Super Bowl.

Of course.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

It's 10pm - Where Are You?

I'm still sitting in a bus, trying to get out of Candlestick.

Awesome game by Kaepernick and the Niners, another awful experience with Candlestick's antiquated facilities. As I said last year, they can't tear this shithole down fast enough.