Good News, Bad News

"What has two thumbs and always screws
up game-changing calls? THIS GUY."

Good News: the league reached an agreement with the officials last night.
Bad News: most of us have forgotten how mediocre the regular officials were, just because the replacement officials were completely inept at understanding basic NFL rules

Good News: the regular officials will make their return to the field in tonight's nationally-televised game.
Bad News: tonight's matchup features the Ravens and Browns, so everybody west of Ohio won't give a damn.