Lights Out for Pittsburgh - and Candlestick

Cletus and Jim-Bob try to call their friends back
home at Buffalo Wild Wings to find out what happened.

It was the best of times (a comprehensive thrashing of the Steelers) and the worst of times (two embarrassing power outages at decrepit Candlestick Park).

Congrats to the 49ers, and a big "F You" to the mouth-breathing, bandwagon-jumping Steelers fans who flooded Twitter and the blogosphere with their classless comments about "what happens in the dark" in San Francisco.

What happens is this: you fly out here on a Southwest Airlines non-refundable "want to get away" discount fare, spend all of your holiday money stuffing fresh crab down your gullets at Fishermen's Wharf, enjoy beautiful blue skies in December and GET YOUR ASSES KICKED. Then, you go back home to a long Pennsylvania winter.

Enjoy.