Thursday, February 24, 2011

Your Daily Dose of Sunshine

Matt Maiocco is reporting that talks between the 49ers and Alex Smith are "ongoing" and Harbaugh hopes Smith can get a "fresh start" with the Niners.

On a related note, the 2011 season just slid another step closer into the crapper.

And, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

This team should have Jeff Garcia on speed dial right now. Sadly, I'm not kidding.

Update: The news just keeps getting better today. Profootballtalk.com is reporting that the $40 million earmarked for the new stadium could be lost due to the proposed dissolution of state redevelopment agencies. Among the alternative plans mentioned in the article would be sharing a stadium with the Raiders in - wait for it - Oakland.

Just to be clear, if somehow the 49ers end up playing across the bay, I will never go to another home game again. I'd rather fly to an away game than deal with bridge and east bay traffic.

Even more news: The Niners have just promoted Paraag Marathe, who's only accomplishment is to be Lil' Jed's bestest friend in the whole wide world, to Chief Operating Officer. What a well-deserved promotion! Maybe he'll be next in line for league commissioner! The 49ers are in such capable hands!

Yes, I'm being sarcastic.

2 comments:

  1. The Paraag news has ruined my day! Who will be the extra man in the booth to assist the coaches when calling for a replay.

    Is the Chief Negotiator responsible for signing Nate Clements to a seven year $70 million dollar contract?

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  2. I think Paraag is going to be the first NFL executive to start evaluating talent using only a Texas Instruments TI-80 and a slide ruler.

    There are plenty of jobs in Silicon Valley for Stanford MBAs - why does he have to get an NFL gig?

    If he wasn't Lil' Jed's buddy, he'd be counting beans at Cisco.

    Bring back John McVay.

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